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In this blog post, we'll cover how to set up several voicemail greetings: a name recording for your voicemail box, a default greeting, and a temporary (for holidays and vacations) greeting.
5.) Benvenuti alla John Doe – Grazie per la vostra chiamata. Al momento siamo tutti in conversazione. Si prega di rimanere in linea, saremo da voi tra breve.
24. "Thank you for calling [company]. We're closed for [holiday] from [date] until [date]. Please leave your message and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a happy holiday season!"
@Fa5t3r - I would try a wide range of different tones when recording and play them back to see what goes over the best and what projects the image you want people to hear. Remember that some people may be going to hear this message over and over again depending on how often they have to call you so you want it to be very pleasant and not at all irritating.
Are you creating a voicemail greeting for your entire company or team? These business voicemail greetings will do the trick.
Your prospects need to hear something which can make them hold on to what you are trying to tell them and that starts with a good attractive statement.
In both the consumer and business world, it’s becoming more common to hear voicemail prompts that warn callers that their messages might not be heard for a while and suggest that they send a text message or email instead.
By default beginning April 2017, voicemail transcription is available for all Phone System in Microsoft 365 users. When you receive a voicemail, the message will be transcribed in the body of the voicemail email you receive in your mailbox. If you do not want to have transcription for your messages, ask your admin to disable it for you.
5.) Bienvenido/a a John Doe. Puede contactar con nosotros personalmente de lunes a viernes de 7:00h a 18:00h y los sábados de 10:00h a 13:00h. Si quiere realizar un pedido o tiene cualquier pregunta, deje un mensaje con su nombre, número de cliente y número de teléfono. Le devolveremos la llamada lo antes posible. Si lo prefiere, nos puede mandar un correo electrónico en cualquier momento a [email protected]. Muchísimas gracias por su llamada. Hasta pronto.
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11. Hello, you’ve reached [your name]’s cell phone. I can’t take your call at the moment, but if you leave a brief message, I’ll get back to you as quickly as possible.
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11.) Bienvenue chez John Doe, malheureusement, vous nous appelez en dehors des heures de bureau, ou nous ne pouvons pas prendre votre appel en ce moment. Si vous voulez nous laisser un message, envoyez-nous un email à [email protected] - Nous vous contacterons dès que possible. Pour plus d'informations sur nous, visitez notre site Web www.johndoe.de. Un grand merci pour votre appel.