@umbra21 - It's not jokes that annoys me so much as someone who leaves a message ten minutes long, particularly when you have to wait out the whole thing before you can leave your voicemail.
Because telephone calls are far more likely to reach you than scheduled appointments, the organization must have a system in place to intercept incoming calls to ensure they are turned into actual leads. A customized voicemail transcription for business calls directly affects the way customers perceive your brand. It sets the tone for every conversation that follows and is often the first contact with your brand for a potential customer. All of this builds on the power of the voice to build on your customers' relationships. The immediate resolution for any issues with transcripts of voicemails in hand lets small business owners keep on top of any client experience, maintain a pleasant presence, and remain coordinated.

“Voicemail is a highly available, affordable, easy-to-use tool that can be leveraged in many ways to help businesses manage their communication needs,” says Holly Hinze, director of Commercial Products for Spectrum Business. “Business owners may not always be available to answer live calls, which makes voicemail still a necessary function,” says Hinze.
Do you have lots of satisfied customers? Give them a voicemail option to record a brief testimonial about why they love your product or service.