Hi, you have reached (names) voicemail. If you want money or to sell us something, we a) gave at the office, b) already have it, or c) don’t want it. If you are a friend, trying to give us money or just want to talk, then leave a message or try my cell phone number. I don’t know who you are, and I don’t know what you want.
Whether you’re making outbound calls to follow up with customers, confirm appointments, get approval for a service, or chase down leads, you have to expect that it will take a few calls before you actually get a hold of someone. This wastes valuable time your front desk receptionist or sales representatives could be spending on other critical tasks.

Reassuring the caller that they contacted the correct number or reached the person they intended helps reduce the number of hang-ups and wasted messages you’ll receive. Here are a few notes on how to leave the best greeting possible, along with some voicemail message examples you can use in your own company!
If you are going to make your business voicemail greeting humorous in some way, it should be tasteful and aligned to your service or brand. It should not get in the way of giving customers enough information when they call.