1. "Hi, you've reached [your name] at [your company]. I'm unavailable right now — probably helping [type of company] get [X results, e.g. ‘double their leads in 60 days,' ‘hire the best and brightest engineers,' ‘convert 40% more customers.'] Leave your name and number, and we'll discuss how your company can see similar results."
Voicemail greetings are simple things, and in a business, they can seem unimportant. However, a voice mail greeting gets a lot of play with customers and associates—think of how often you are unable to take a phone call because you're on another line, away from your desk or out of the office.

It only take a few minutes to set up your Voicemail account. Once setup is complete, your Voicemail will be ready to receive messages. Call 123 to connect to your voicemail. If prompted for a password the first time you access your account, use the last four digits of your mobile number. When prompted, create a password which can be any 4 to 7 digit code. (A good password is one that’s easy for you to remember, but hard for others to guess) When prompted, record your greeting and name. Your voicemail is now ready to use. Call *86 to connect to your voicemail. If prompted for a password the first time you access your new account, use the last four digits of your mobile number. When prompted, create a password which can be any 4 to 7 digit code. (A good password is one that’s easy for you to remember, but hard for others to guess) When prompted, record your greeting and name. Your voicemail is now ready to use. Accessing your Voicemail Call 123 to connect to your voicemail Press 1 to listen to unread messages If you wish to replay a message, press 1 Press # to skip to the next message Press 7 to delete a message, or press 9 to save for the next 30 days At any time, press * twice to return to the main menu To change your password, press 5 from the main menu Call *86 from your phone Press 1 to play your messages Press # to skip to the next message Press 7 to delete a message, or press 9 to save To return to the main menu at any time, press * To enable or disable voicemail notifications, from the main menu press 4 for personal options, followed by 1 To change your password, press 4 for personal options, 1 for Administrative Options, then 1 again Checking Voicemail from a Landline Call 1-805-637-7249 Then when prompted, enter your 10-digit mobile number. You can skip the greeting by pressing the * key. When you’re prompted, enter your password. And finally, just follow the menu prompts to check your messages. Call your cell phone from the landline Let it ring till it goes to voicemail As soon as you hear the greeting, press # When you’re prompted, enter your password just follow the menu prompts to check your messages.
You can disable voicemail by dialing ##002# on your phone. That disables all call forwarding so no calls will go to voicemail. I use Google Voice for voicemail so I disabled it on the cellphone side.