5.) Welcome to the personal mailbox from Dirk Schuster, company John Doe. Please leave message with your phone number after the tone. You will be called back as soon as possible. For urgent requests, please send an email to [email protected]. Many thanks for your call.
Increase the odds of getting a call back by mentally composing your message before each call. And remember, people hate it when callers state their name and phone number too quickly in voice mail messages – no one wants to listen to a message ten times to comprehend simple information.

Note that if your phone rings for any longer than a specified period (15 seconds in default), any re-direction feature that you have activated, such as voicemail or call forwarding, will come into effect. Transferring Calls To transfer a call to another extension, press the R button to get dial tone and put your current caller on hold.
A word of warning: These greetings will not do you any favors if you're in the midst of a job hunt or work in a conservative industry. Always remember your target personas. If there's a chance they won't appreciate your sense of humor, opt for a straightforward greeting instead.