That’s why it’s critical that each customer interaction with your business is consistent, positive, and represents the values and personality of your company. This includes your storefront, website, social media presence, emails, and every interaction you have with your customers, both online and in-person.
Use Voicemails Forever to record the voicemails from your carrier voicemail box.

10Hello, this is [your name]. I’m probably at home just avoiding someone I dislike. A funny way of telling someone you’re avoiding them without sounding offensive or having to pick their calls. Please speak very slowly, make it short, make it sweet, and I’ll deliver the message to them. Using other household appliances as stand-ins for the message center is cute and funny. This voicemail will warn callers not to bring drama, so you can save yourself the trouble of having to hear a message that was about to spoil your day.
Unlimited recording is free with Rev's service, there's unlimited storage, and you can share the recording all you want. It only charges for transcriptions (it's $1 per minute but offers top-notch accuracy, according to our review). The Rev Call Recorder app, only on iOS, is free. Don't confuse it with the Rev Voice Recorder mentioned above (also free, for iOS and Android), which is for recording in-person conversations.