12.) Bienvenue chez JohnDoe. Vous pouvez nous joindre du lundi au vendredi de 8h à 12h30 et de 13 heures à 16h30. Nous ne pouvons pas prendre votre appel pour le moment. Laissez un message avec votre nom et votre numéro de téléphone et nous vous rappellerons dès que possible. En cas d'urgence, vous pouvez nous joindre sur le numéro 0821 91039- 1211. Merci beaucoup.
On the iPhone, go into voicemail and tap "Greeting". Record a few seconds of something and tap stop. Before you tap save, use iFuntastic or SFTP to navigate to /var/root/Library/Voicemail on your iPhone. You'll see a file called "Greeting. amr". This is the audio you just recorded. Delete that file and replace it with your custom message which should then be renamed to "Greeting.amr". Tap "Play" on the iPhone to verify your message works. If it plays, tap "Save" and your custom message will be uploaded to AT&T's servers.

You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.
You can record the greeting on your own, and maybe leave a cute message for your sweetheart or a more professional greeting for work associates. You can also type in messages that will be dictated by one of eight different voices. There are three French voices, three English voices, and two Spanish voices, and it actually ended up being a much funnier experience than I thought it would. If you get creative enough, the different automated voices can be pretty hilarious, and greetings are sure to get an interesting response from your friends.