Funny voicemail messages are an excellent alternative for people that are looking for that unique touch for something that seems really mundane. If you’re having trouble coming up with your own then you can check out some of the funny voicemail messages below.
19. "Hello, you've reached [your name]. I'm currently [exploring Asia, hiking through the jungle in Costa Rica, hanging out on the beach in Bermuda] — or more likely, [recovering from extreme jet lag, googling ‘Are red spiders poisonous,' or looking for SPF 150 sunscreen] and won't be back in the office until [date]. Leave your contact info and reason for calling and I'll get in touch then."
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Hello, you have reached the office of Doctor X. I’m on call at the moment, so I’m unable to respond to your call immediately. Please leave your name, reason for calling, and your number and I will return your call as soon as possible, or call my secretary at Y.
The number you have xxx-xxxx (your number) has been changed, the new number is xxx-xxxx (again, your number). CULATA!
You can set up and manage your voicemail greetings in the Calling User Portal.
Next to Message Storage, use the drop-down menu to select where you want to store your messages:
You've reached Sierra Moon Surf Shop. We are currently closed until March 3rd. Please check our website for merchandise updates.
7.) Benvenuti alla John Doe DE, il vostro specialista in prodotti campione. Se volete effettuare un ordine, si prega di seguire la procedura di ordinazione nel nostro negozio online www.johndoe.de – Rimaniamo in attesa del vostro ordine. Per ulteriori domande, si prega di contattare il nostro servizio di assistenza tramite e-mail a: [email protected] – vi contatteremo al più presto possibile. Grazie per la vostra chiamata.
Top 10 Free Voicemail iPhone App. As stated earlier, there are over 100 free voicemail apps for iPhone. In this article, you have been provided with the top ten free voicemail apps that can help you get the most out of the voicemail system. Read this post, and at the end, you work will just be to choose the app that best suits your needs. 1.
There are four (4) ways to record your Voicemail Greeting in iPlum. A. Standard prerecorded voicemail greeting (Free) Note: This option is available both in iPlum app and online iPlum portal. The female voicemail greeting comes standard with all iPlum accounts. B. Record voicemail greeting in your own voice (Free)
Our last hope to fix can’t record voicemail on iPhone Verizon, AT&T, Sprint and T-Mobile is to reset network settings. Doing it won’t delete or alter the data, only the VPNs, APNs, Wi-Fi Passwords, Paired Bluetooth Devices, and other network-related settings will reset to default. Navigate to the Settings app. Go to General. Tap Reset and then select Reset Network Settings. Enter the password to proceed and confirm Reset.
“Hey, there! This is [your name]. Please leave me a message with your name, number, and the reason you’re calling. If you also tell me [insert random fact] I’ll be sure to move you to the top of my call list. Have a great day!”
7. Once you begin recording, you'll see the line turn red. This indicates how much time you have left. You'll have about two minutes to record your greeting - chances are you won't need that long.
If you can't set up Visual Voicemail, contact your carrier to make sure that your plan supports the feature.
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Hi. This is [Name] from [Business Name]. We are currently involved in a relocation. Our new office will be open for business on March 21st, 8 am to 9 pm, Central Standard Time. You may contact us at that time at 555-555-2343. Thank you for your call.
Hi. If this is my parents, I need some money you guys. If this is my friend, I’ll get you your money. If this is a hot girl, DO NOT listen to a word I said before. I got plenty of money for you.