Then Chuck Norris will hand you over my script. Totally serious. Just try it. đ
Hi. If this is my parents, I need some money you guys. If this is my friend, Iâll get you your money. If this is a hot girl, DO NOT listen to a word I said before. I got plenty of money for you.
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The above eight rules of engagement for voicemail greetings may sound easy enough, but theyâll require some practice to get just right. Letâs look at some examples to provide some context in how to apply the rules to various types of greetings and situations.
1. If you are a burglar, then weâre probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and canât come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably arenât home and itâs safe to leave us a message.
I have a confession to make: I haven't recorded a new voicemail greeting in nearly a decade. Since then, I've (hopefully) become more articulate, poised, and self-assured. But hear my voicemail recording, and you'd think I was still new to the work world, a little unsure of myself â and probably not an authority.
My Account. Home Personal My Voicemail Greeting. My Voicemail Greeting. Various messages for using with my cellphone voicemail. Phone Greeting Generic. Phone greeting 2. Phone greeting 3. Ringtone- hey your phone is ringing sung. Angry Southern Man. Clint Eastwood. Irish Phone Msg. I can't find the phone. Pick up the phone.
I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe you don't really exist. One way to find out is to leave a message, and if it's reality, I will call you back.
3. Funny Examples of Voicemail Messages. These can be used to play tricks on people on April fools day or for any other reason. Use with discretion. If you don't have a time machine, please leave a message and I'll get back with you in the future.
Keep in mind that regulations for use of email and text messaging may require clients to opt-inâmeaning they give permission for you to contact them in this way. So, youâll need to be clear if you plan only to use email or text messages for one-on-one communication during active casework or if you may also use it for other reasons as well, including reminders or promotions for your products or services.
No48: You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine. This is the nineties. You know what to do.
Hello. This is Mark and Nathan's phone. We're not here right now, but the phone is.
If youâre looking for funny voicemail messages to leave on your answering machine or cell phone, then here are some of the best examples to try. We had a contest to find the most hilarious voicemail messages to make us laugh and thought you might want to try a couple out yourself. Brought to you by Best Answering Service.
I don't actually have an answering machine or voicemail or whatever, but I would have had this one: Hallo?
My voicemail prompts the caller to leave his or her name and number. My dadâs response on his most recent message:
Who thought a voicemail system could be so fun? You can copy & paste one of the scripts above into the OpenPhone voicemail interface and create a professional voiceover instantly. Want to learn more about what else is possible with OpenPhone? How to set up auto-replies; Create snippets (or text message templates) How to record phone calls
3. "Hey, this is [your name]. If you're calling for [X reason], please [contact so-and-so] or [go to our website, send me an email]. For all other inquiries, leave your name and a brief message and I'll call you back within [one, two, three] business day[s].