Funny answering machine or voicemail messages to try. Posted by hotcrowd on August 6, 2009. Try a clever message for your phone. These are a hoot! Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didnāt lend me enough money.
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Funny voicemail messages are an excellent alternative for people that are looking for that unique touch for something that seems really mundane. If youāre having trouble coming up with your own then you can check out some of the funny voicemail messages below.
2. Access the dial pad. You'll need to bring up the Phone app's dial pad, as if you were going to call an actual person. To do this, tap the dial pad icon near the bottom of the screen.
25. Hello, youāve reached [your name], [job title] at [business name]. Iām sorry to have missed your call. Please leave your name, contact information, and reason for calling so I can get back to you promptly.
Itās the way that people contact you when you are busy with other clients or customers, and cannot get to the phone. It is often the customers or clients first impression of your business or brand, you need to leave a great impression. The worst thing is for a first time caller, or even a returning customer, to get a short blurb like āLeave a message iāll call you backā. Or, just a beep after the ring.
And as the old adage reminds us, first impressions are everything. Step 2 Record a message using a friend who speaks in a deep, low, creepy voice and says "[your name] can't come to the phone.
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47. Hi, this is [name], [company]ās [job title]. Iām happy to help you with [task], but Iām currently away from my phone. Leave a quick message and Iāll return your call as soon as I can. Thanks!
-Hello, caller. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave your name, number, and a short message after the tone. This message will self destruct. BOOM! (not followed by a beep)
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Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back. If your one of your name 's friends, you may also leave a message at the They are perfect alternatives when you want to add some uniqueness to your voicemail.
Now that you know which script to use, how do you record it? Depending on your budget and the resources available to you, you can record the script yourself, use a text-to-speech program, or hire a professional voice actor to record your greeting.
OK, so I followed all the instructions that came with the machine. I pressed all the necessary buttons. Soā¦ now what? Iā¦ amā¦ soā¦ confused. Could you pleaseā¦ beep. Hello, this is name.However, our staff loves to have fun when we can so we hope these funny voicemail greetings bring you a smile. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Just kidding, buddy. And as the old adage reminds us, first impressions are everything. Step 2 Record a message using a friend who speaks in a deep, low, creepy voice and says "[your name] can't come to the phone.
Creating a voicemail greeting might not be fun, but with the scripts Iāve shared, you should have an easier time. No need to practice time and time again ā simply plug in your name, company title, and other details, then read it out loud to your phoneās voicemail greeting recorder. With a professional greeting, youāll continue nurturing prospects even if you donāt pick up the phone.
Because they now know you as the contractor with the funny voicemail greeting, you already have a deeper connection with the lead than your competitors. It provides a very nice leeway into the conversation.