If you are family/friends, press 1. If you are someone looking to give me a job, press 2. If you are one of the multiple out-of-area code numbers that constantly insist upon calling me, even though you should know by now im never going to answer, press the end button. This is the voicemail box of The Goddess.
Thanks to these answering machines, we can request our callers to leave their contact details with the machine, so that we can easily get back to them. How about adding a fun element to your answering machine messages and sharing a few laughs with your callers! Here is a list of some funny messages and greetings for answering machines. Hello
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2. Voxist. Voxist is one of the great visual voicemail that allows users to manage voicemails conveniently and smoothly, anywhere they go, and also let them read transcribed voicemail messages.
28. Hello, youāve reached [your name]. I canāt come to the phone right now, probably because Iāve just stepped away from my desk, but possibly because Iām trapped under something heavy. Leave a message and Iāll call you back within one business day ā and if I donāt, please send help.
-This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.
Dad left this on my voicemail today. Who is known to stay outside all day, all night, all week, all month, and all year? (sigh......, who, dad?) Patty O'Furniture. Bwah ha ha ha! (good one, dad.....)
āHoliday voicemail greeting is the perfect opportunity to personalize the usually neutral corporate communication.ā 9 scripts for holiday voicemail greetings. Below we have listed several ideas for great voicemail messages, depending on your companyās needs. 1. Happy [X holiday]! Youāve reached [ ā¦
5. Holiday Voicemail Greetings. Happy [X holiday]! You've reached [your name] at [X company]. I am currently out of the office, but please leave me your name, phone number, and the reason you are calling, and Iāll return your call after the holidays.
I really liked your script. I am looking for ideas for our ringless voicemail script and this was a great inspiration.
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Keep it simple, concise and to the point. Callers wonāt need your life story, and wonāt want to wait around for a 2-minute greeting to end just so they can leave a message. Donāt hide the details, tell them where you will be, when you will be there, or when you wonāt be there, and how to get in touch.
Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it.
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Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it! Don't you beep! If you beep, I'll... don't even think about it!... Don't...!
Perhaps Archie Bunker couldnāt beat a station wagon full of nuns, but according to a circulating audio clip, an Impala full of Bible-toting middle-aged women could beat (literally!) the motorist who ran into them.
What you need to record creative and funny voicemail greetings. Creative voicemail greetings are a terrific engagement and personalization tool for business. But to make them work, you need a business phone system that makes ā¦
To create a greater sense of authority, and that you are somebody important, list the name of a person and company who you've worked with before, especially if that person and company is a direct competitor of the person you are calling. Nothing grabs the interest of the person you are calling faster than hearing the name of their main competitor.