Then Chuck Norris will hand you over my script. Totally serious. Just try it. đ
If you are one of the multiple out-of-area code numbers that constantly insist upon calling me, even though you should know by now im never going to answer, press the end button.JavaScript seems to be disabled in your browser.
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On a recent Spurs trip, we were asking one of our sponsors who works at Jack in the Box for some funny stories or experiences with the company. The funniest story he had was when an operations manager was late for a meeting and called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide âplay by playâ of the incident.
22. Hello, this is [your name]. Iâm currently away from my phone. I return calls on Tuesday and Friday at 10 a.m. Please leave a detailed message including your name and a callback number and Iâll get back to you as soon as I can.
A professional voicemail greeting is slightly different than a business greeting, as certain professionals may require the caller to leave specific information. For instance, a professional therapist voicemail greeting would specifically ask for contact information from the caller, as well as leave their own personal contact information in case the caller is having problems. Hello, thank you for calling the office of Dr. Harold Tweed. I canât come to the phone right now; please leave your name, number, and message at the tone. If this is an emergency, please contact either my personal assistant at 555-555-2345 or myself at 555-555-3234 and weâll get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you for your call. Include your name/business Ask for their contact information and message Provide them with alternate phone numbers if this is a crisis Extend gratitude for their call Funny Voicemail Greeting
Caller ID also played a role in the decline of calls answered by making it easier to know which calls to reject.
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6. Adele Sings Hello as an Outgoing Phone Message. A great way to incorporate a fun voicemail greeting in todayâs age is re-writing the lyrics to a current billboard topping hit.
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No3:Â Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.
4. Waiting Message. What callers hear when they enter the waiting queue. Sample Scripts: âAll of our agents are currently busy. Please hold and we will answer your call as soon as possible.â
25. Hello, youâve reached [your name], [job title] at [business name]. Iâm sorry to have missed your call. Please leave your name, contact information, and reason for calling so I can get back to you promptly.
If you are a burglar, then weâre probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and canât come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably arenât home and itâs safe to leave us a message.
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Hi. This is [Name] from [Business Name]. We are currently involved in a relocation. Our new office will be open for business on March 21st, 8 am to 9 pm, Central Standard Time. You may contact us at that time at 555-555-2343. Thank you for your call.
Damn Daniel. Stop Calling My Girlfriend. Cat Facts. Donald Trump - Join My Cabinet. IRS Tax Extension. Obama Bailout. Stop Calling Me. You're Having a Baby. Stop Calling My Boyfriend. Pizza Order Confirmation. You're Having a Baby Boy.We had a contest to find the most hilarious voicemail messages to make us laugh and thought you might want to try a couple out yourself. Brought to you by Best Answering Service.