âHello, youâve reached the Marketing Department at [XYZ Company]. All of our team members are currently working with other clients to [insert goal] and are unable to take your call.
Keep it Brief. Time is money in business, so if your voicemail is long, chances are the caller will simply disengage before the cue to leave a message even sounds. Keep your voicemail short. The most should be around 30 seconds, and even thatâs pressing it. Weâve grown into a country where our attention span can last only about 10 seconds in some cases, so keep it short, brief and to the point. Persuade and Engage the Caller. If someone calls your business, they already have an intention. Itâs the quality of your voicemail that plays a factor if they consider you a company theyâd like to deal with. This is your chance to motivate someone to engage in a meaningful conversation with you. If your voicemail is shoddy, chances are theyâll hang up, or lose motivation to continue the call. In other words, your voice mail must engage and entice someone to the point that they care enough to leave you a message.
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5. Holiday Voicemail Greetings. Happy [X holiday]! You've reached [your name] at [X company]. I am currently out of the office, but please leave me your name, phone number, and the reason you are calling, and Iâll return your call after the holidays.
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27. Hey, this is [your name], but you should know that already since you called me. Iâm obviously not here right now, so I wonât patronize you by telling you what to do after the tone.
Heâs running to his car, heâs out of here. Sheâs talking to him while heâs driving off.
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Caller ID also played a role in the decline of calls answered by making it easier to know which calls to reject.
Hi, this is John's answering machine again. He's gone and left me for a sleazy microwave he met at Krazy Eddy's. Life sucks.
You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is "The Twilight Phone"
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3. The Value. Only your mom will call you back for something you want. Everyone else wants to know what itâs worth their time. At Factor 8 we like the term, SWIIFTâ So, Whatâs In It for Them?
1. "Hi, you've reached [your name] at [your company]. I'm unavailable right now â probably helping [type of company] get [X results, e.g. â double their leads in 60 days,' âhire the best and brightest engineers,' âconvert 40% more customers.']
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2. Straight To The Point Voicemail Greetings. (Insert name) is either away from their desk or on another call. Leave your name, number, and a brief message and (insert name) will return your call within (insert timeframe.)
Not everyone will observe the same holidays, and not every business or even member of your team will be around at the same time or even days. It is also completely possible that your business will stay open, but adjust operating hours. Either way, recording a personalized holiday greeting for your business can go a long way in improving your customerâs experience.
Please be advised that these messages are posted here because I thought they was amusing and I thought that others might enjoy them also. If you are one of the people that left one of these messages and are offended by seeing it here just let me know and I'll take it down.