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Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you back as soon as I find it.
Here’s another funny one for those times you really want to lighten the business mood:
-So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, leave a message, and I’ll get back to thee.
Which brings me to—an interesting (and kinda hilarious) question from Tim D. I saw recently in response to one of my “Swipe & Deploy” shares. Choose whichever flavor you like…
I’m home right now . . . I’m just screening my calls. So just start talking and if you’re someone I want to speak to I’ll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?
Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it! Don't you beep! If you beep, I'll... Don't even think about it! Don't!
Can’t take your call, I'm hiding from the men in white coats. We've been playing hide'n'seek for weeks, and they still haven't found me. Tee Hee! Leave a message?
I am not home to talk to you, But please don't be a creep. Just leave your name and number, At the sound of the...
Hi, I am not here right now, but if you are a friend, leave a message, if you are a creditor you can kiss my... (beep)
To increase the chances veterinary clients will take your calls or listen to any voice mail messages you do leave, consider these strategies:
What’s more annoying than being unprepared? Doing business with someone who is. In other words, don’t wing it — practice your script, speaking slowly and annunciating each word.
If you’re a small business owner, we recommend going with the RIY (record it yourself) route. First, it’s more affordable. Second (and more importantly), if your clients expect to work with you directly, they will expect to hear your voice when they place a phone call.
Are you creating a voicemail greeting for your entire company or team? These business voicemail greetings will do the trick.
Hi, you’ve reached (name)’s answering machine. He/she is not in right now, but I’m totally open for suggestions.
Website: https://grasshopper.com/blog/perfect-voicemail-greetings-10-tips-for-recording-effective-and-professional-messages-plus-examples/