Please leave a message after my kid stops awkward moment of silence owwwwwwwwwww that hurt! BEEP Hello, caller. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave your name, number, and a short message after the tone. This message will self destruct. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it. The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
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Far Out Answering Machine Messages. "I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain. Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you." "I can't come to the phone right now because I'm down in the basement printing up a fresh new batch of twenty-dollar bills.
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This is name. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. When I get back, and can listen to what you say, I will call you back but on a less hectic day! Help me please!!!! Just speak into this box, when it makes that weird sound, and I will be able to get out and call you back!
Chances are that you have a voicemail. A landline or a cellphone usually comes standard with the option for a personal greeting. Below are some original and humorous recordings of voice messages for your mobile or immobile phone. There are plenty of other funny ideas, but weāve seen them or heard them before. For instance, the āHelloā and pause effect- the prank is more amusing for the listener because you donāt get to hear them throughout their confusion until after the beep. A rarer one was a philosophical answering machine that I found rather witty:
Youāve reached [LinkedPhone ā Where Freedom Rings]. We are currently off-duty. Our business hours are [Monday through Saturday, 9am to 7pm Eastern Standard Time]. Please leave your name, number, and the reason for your call and weāll get back to you on the next business day. Thank you.
2. It should only take 8 seconds to connect me with your phone, and no longer. So if I have to listen to 15 seconds of your crappy music, it means youāve prolonged the connection process just to expose me to your musical tastes. How dare you.
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Are you thinking about changing your voicemail greeting? Would you like some help from us? Set up a cranky, funny voicemail, and share a moment of laughter with your dear ones, before they understand your intention behind it and run to get you! Whenever I call someone and their voicemail greeting is playing, it tells me a lot about who they are, as a person.
The description reproduced above sets up the following scenario: While an operations manager employed by a restaurant (variously claimed to be Jack in the Box, McDonaldās, Burger King, or some other fast food chain) is commuting to the
If Iām your best friend, thatās not a problem. But otherwise, I have no idea if Iām leaving a message for the right person or not. Was that his voice? I couldnāt tell. It kinda sounded like Micheal Cera. Did I accidentally just call Michael Ceraās phone? āHey if this is Alex, itās Bryan Allainā¦call me back. And if this is Michael Cera, loved you in Year One. You may also call me back.ā
The hiring manager loved your error-free application, and really liked the initiative you showed when you came in toĀ follow up on your application. They have a really good feeling about you and are looking forward to having you come in toĀ interview for the position. Thereās even talk about hiring you on the spot! So, the manger dials your number andā¦ringā¦.ringā¦.ringā¦āWeāre sorry, the voicemail box you are trying to reach is full. Please try again later.ā The manager starts to think that you arenāt taking this very seriously and moves on to the rest of the applications, as there isnāt any time to waste with this job needing to be filled quickly.
Hello, you have reached the _______'s residence; we cannot reach the phone right now, so please leave a message after the beep. (Then you find something that makes a beeping sound, and make the beep sound, then wait 5 seconds, until they start talking, then make another beep, and do that over and over.)
āThank you for calling [company/personās name]. We are currently unavailable, but if you leave your name, phone number, and message, we will get back to you as soon as possible.ā
Chances are that you have a voicemail. A landline or a cellphone usually comes standard with the option for a personal greeting. Below are some original and humorous recordings of voice messages for your mobile or immobile phone. There are plenty of other funny ideas, but weāve seen them or heard them before. For instance, the āHelloā and pause effect- the prank is more amusing for the listener because you donāt get to hear them throughout their confusion until after the beep. A rarer one was a philosophical answering machine that I found rather witty: