41 Funniest Voicemail Greetings in the World. Many years ago, in a time before cell phones (Yes it exists, and I remember it!) I used to get inundated with phone calls to my landline at all times of day and night.
Different businesses may require different types of greetings. This is the ultimate list that can work for a wide array of company messages.
.
LanguageHindi SongsPunjabi SongsBhojpuri SongsTamil SongsTelugu SongsKannada SongsGujarati SongsMarathi SongsOdia SongsRajasthani SongsHaryanvi SongsAssamese SongsMalayalam SongsBengali Songs
If you want to make a custom, Hollywood’esque gesture in your next outgoing message, may we suggest having a booming voice introduce you. Imagine all of your callers being greeted as if they were watching a trailer for the next blockbuster hit.
Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.05. Counting down to test: 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
6. Vacation Voicemail Greetings. Hey, this is [your name] at [X company]. I am actually on a break at the moment, on the other side of the world! Please direct all phone calls to [alternate contact name] at [phone number] and emails to [X email address].
This is an audio test. Please listen carefully. Raise your hand when you hear the tone and state which ear it comes from.
02Hello, you’ve reached [your name] of [your company/business]. I’m sorry that I’m not available to answer your call now. Please leave your details and a brief message at the tone and I’ll make sure your message reaches the right person. This is the perfect voicemail for a department’s secretary or operatory to let those calling know that their message will be delivered when you get back.
Advertising Buying Experience Damn Good Advice Offline Advertising Online Advertising Recruitment Storytelling
This is the WORST. VOICE MAIL. GREETING. EVER. I laughed when Tyler mentioned it on his blog last week, because I had just been talking about it with a friend the week before.
3. “Ooooooh, its a lady.” If its a lady on the other end, then yell “oooooh its a lady”! That lady will surely get a good laugh.
7. Could you suggest some voicemail greetings, I’m all out. It would be better if you left it to me as a message after the beep.
My voicemail prompts the caller to leave his or her name and number. My dad’s response on his most recent message:
I know you're out there. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don’t know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end, I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don’t want them to see. I'm going to show them a world, without you. A world without rules and controls. Without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there, is a choice I leave to you.
If you’re a small business owner, we recommend going with the RIY (record it yourself) route. First, it’s more affordable. Second (and more importantly), if your clients expect to work with you directly, they will expect to hear your voice when they place a phone call.
We look forward to serving you so please leave your contact info, details and reason for calling after the beep. We will call you right back!
And my cousin, she's a real girly-girl and you can actually tell from her voice and all she says in her voicemail greeting is: