Need some ideas for funny voicemail greetings? Our users have volunteered their best greetings that are guaranteed to bring a chuckle to your callers: 3.) Don’t expect a call back. Its not gonna happen so you might as well forget about it. OK, thanks, bye! Hi…sorry, but my therapist says I should spend more time “finding myself” than messing with a cell phone. So leave a message after my sad sobs. Hello , you have reached _____. The reason I haven’t picked up is because YOU HAVE BEEN REJECTED. Thank you. Hello, maybe I actually picked up the phone but I’m bored so I’m pretending to be the voicemail. Hey, don’t be such a critic! Would you rather I pretend to be a sofa cushion? (pause) Sorry, I can’t get to the phone right now because I’m pretending to be a sofa cushion, but leave a message and maybe I’ll get back to you when pigs fly. Hey this is _____ and if you hear this, I either think you’re crazy and I don’t want to talk to you, or I’m trapped under something heavy. Leave a message.
You don't have to be a large national business to make an impression with your callers. On hold messages are ideal for SME businesses to sound just as professional.
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31. Hi, this is [your name] at [your company]. If you are calling for [include reason] please visit our [website, social media handle, etc.], contact [name and title of colleague and phone number] or send me an email at [insert email address]. For other inquiries, leave a brief message and your name and number and I will call you back by [timeframe].
Instead of leading with tired old lines like 'Your call is important to us', brush up on your telephone etiquette and start your voicemail with a thank you.
Speaking clearly negates any confusion or any need for the caller to question themselves.
There are two types of voicemail greetings that you can set up for extension voicemail and group voicemail: System Global Greeting: A greeting that is applied to extension voicemail or group voicemail by default. Custom Greeting: A greeting that is personalized.
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7.) Welcome to the law office John Doe. Sorry, we're currently unable to answer your call personally, as you call during our annual holidays. Feel free to send us an email to [email protected] - We will contact as soon as possible at our return. In urgent cases, please contact our office representative. These can be found on our website www.lawoffice-johndoe.de. Many thanks for your call - Good bye.
2.) Cher client. Malheureusement, tous nos représentants sont occupés avec d’autres clients. Veuillez patienter. Merci
From time to time, the information provided in your voicemail greeting will update. Maybe your business hours or phone number will change. No matter what the change is, make sure that if the altered information appears in your voicemail greeting, that you update the recording as soon as possible. Don’t mislead customers through mistaken communication.
Write down your message before you record it. When reading it back, ask yourself: Does it make sense? Does it contain the right information? Is it grammatically correct? Is it clear? Is it positive and polite?
Keep in mind how many other Maid Services people may call as they shop around. Be the Maid Service whose name this person remembers.
2.( مرحبا بكم في .JohnDoe للأسف أنتم تتصلون بنا في وقت خارج ساعات العمل الاعتيادية. يمكنكم الاتصال بنا من الاثنين إلى الجمعة من الساعة 08:00 صباحا إلى6:00 مساءا، ويوم السبت من 09:00 صباحا إلى 4:00 مساءا. يرجى ترك رسالة أو إرسال بريد
4.) Bienvenido/a al despacho del señor John Doe. En estos momentos no se encuentra en su oficina. Por favor, deje un mensaje para que el señor Doe pueda llamarle lo antes posible. Muchísimas gracias por su llamada.
Thank you for calling [LinkedPhone]. Due to the current pandemic, our team members are working remotely and are available [Monday through Friday from 9am to 7pm Eastern Standard Time]. Please leave a message with your name, number, and how we can serve you. We will respond as promptly as possible. Thank you for your patience during this unprecedented time. Let’s get through this together. Stay safe and well.
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Also, remember your company identity and branding – you can afford to be less formal with your greeting if you are a company that is known for a more quirky, outgoing approach.