Need some ideas for funny voicemail greetings? Our users have volunteered their best greetings that are guaranteed to bring a chuckle to your callers: 3.) Don’t expect a call back. Its not gonna happen so you might as well forget about it. OK, thanks, bye! Hi…sorry, but my therapist says I should spend more time “finding myself” than messing with a cell phone. So leave a message after my sad sobs. Hello , you have reached _____. The reason I haven’t picked up is because YOU HAVE BEEN REJECTED. Thank you. Hello, maybe I actually picked up the phone but I’m bored so I’m pretending to be the voicemail. Hey, don’t be such a critic! Would you rather I pretend to be a sofa cushion? (pause) Sorry, I can’t get to the phone right now because I’m pretending to be a sofa cushion, but leave a message and maybe I’ll get back to you when pigs fly. Hey this is _____ and if you hear this, I either think you’re crazy and I don’t want to talk to you, or I’m trapped under something heavy. Leave a message.
4.) Estimado/a cliente/a, ha marcado el número de la compañía xyz. En estos momentos todas nuestras líneas están ocupadas. Le rogamos que tenga paciencia. Le atenderemos lo antes posible en cuanto uno de nuestros ayudantes esté disponible.
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4.) Уважаемый Абонент, вы набрали номер совместной практики xxx. В настоящее время все наши линии заняты. Пожалуйста, подождите. Вы будете подключены к следующему доступному ассистенту как можно скорее.
Hello, you have reached Dr. X. Right now, I am with a patient, so I’m unable to respond to your call immediately. If you need help with a prescription, call number Y. If you need to book/modify an appointment, call number z. Please, leave your name, and phone number and reasons for calling.
Sometimes the caller will not want to leave a message on voicemail or would prefer to contact you via alternative means.
As a bonus, here is an example of our own holiday voicemail greeting here at OpenPhone:
Also, remember your company identity and branding – you can afford to be less formal with your greeting if you are a company that is known for a more quirky, outgoing approach.
13. "Hello, you've reached [company]. If you're looking for information on [X], please check out our [Facebook page, company website, etc.] If you want to know more about [Y], take a look at [Z page on our site, our YouTube channel, etc.] Still have more questions, or just want to chat with our team? Leave your name and number, and we'll return your call straight away."
7.) Добро пожаловать в адвокатскую контору «Вася Пупкин и Ко». К сожалению, мы в настоящее время не можем ответить на ваш звонок лично, так как вы пытаетесь с нами связаться во время нашего ежегодного отпуска. Вы можете отправить нам письмо по электронной почте [email protected] – мы свяжемся с вами как можно скорее после отпуска. В неотложных случаях, пожалуйста, свяжитесь с нашим представителем в офисе. Информацию можно найти на нашем сайте www.lawoffice-johndoe.de. Большое спасибо за ваш звонок – до свидания.
We look forward to serving you so please leave your contact info, details and reason for calling after the beep. We will call you right back!
5.) Уважаемые клиенты, наш офис будет закрыт с 24 декабря по 2 января. Вы можете связаться с нами, как обычно, в понедельник, 5 января. Мы желаем вам и вашей семье счастливого Рождества и счастливого и успешного Нового года.
Type of project (business voicemail, text to speech, voice recognition, help lines, etc);Number of words in the finished/approved text;Number of files;File format preferred (mp3, wav).
Voicemail is necessary when no one can answer the phone. However, a dedicated receptionist can reduce the need for this feature and help people reach a live person. Consider live chat as well if your customers like to reach out online.
2.) Caro cliente. Infelizmente, todos os nossos representantes estão ocupados atendendo outros clientes. Por favor, seja paciente. Obrigado
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Keep in mind how many other Maid Services people may call as they shop around. Be the Maid Service whose name this person remembers.