Need some ideas for funny voicemail greetings? Our users have volunteered their best greetings that are guaranteed to bring a chuckle to your callers: 3.) Don’t expect a call back. Its not gonna happen so you might as well forget about it. OK, thanks, bye! Hi…sorry, but my therapist says I should spend more time “finding myself” than messing with a cell phone. So leave a message after my sad sobs. Hello , you have reached _____. The reason I haven’t picked up is because YOU HAVE BEEN REJECTED. Thank you. Hello, maybe I actually picked up the phone but I’m bored so I’m pretending to be the voicemail. Hey, don’t be such a critic! Would you rather I pretend to be a sofa cushion? (pause) Sorry, I can’t get to the phone right now because I’m pretending to be a sofa cushion, but leave a message and maybe I’ll get back to you when pigs fly. Hey this is _____ and if you hear this, I either think you’re crazy and I don’t want to talk to you, or I’m trapped under something heavy. Leave a message.
Hi, this is Tom, the sales manager at Orlando Powersports. I’m either busy assisting customers, getting ready for our End of Season Sale, featuring deep discounts on our huge selection of power sports equipment and gear or if I’m really lucky, I’m out riding the latest CAN-AM DS 250! Leave a message, and I will call you back as soon as possible. Thanks for calling!
.
If you can communicate professionalism and personality with a recorded message, you are building a positive image of yourself and your business that the caller can keep in their mind.
We’re so confident in our services that we offer a 30-day, money-back guarantee. If you’re not totally satisfied, we’ll refund you.
34. Hello, this is [your name]. I’m currently out of the office celebrating [X holiday]. I’ll be back on [X date], so leave a quick message and I’ll be sure to return your call when I get back. Have a happy [holiday]!
The bank blew past its goal of eliminating half of its voice mail boxes and to date has eliminated about two-thirds. Across the whole bank so far, that's over $8 million in annual savings. Coca-Cola recently made a similar move and only 6 percent of employees chose to keep voice mail.
Business Voicemail Goes Unanswered Most callers would rather hang up than leave a message Business Voicemail Goes Unanswered Most callers would rather hang up than leave a message
Your voicemail greeting is the first introduction to your office — what kind of impression do you want to leave?
More Links Take Our 2-Minute Tour! Answering Service Fax to Email Service Voicemail Transcription Professional Voiceover Greetings Vanity Number Search Text-Enabled Toll Free and Landline Numbers Voicemail Office is one of America's premier providers of voicemail and unified messaging services, offering local voicemail, 1-800 numbers, online fax numbers, Virtual PBX and other virtual voicemail services to businesses and organizations nationwide and abroad. Our services are virtually-hosted and require no equipment or software. Setup is fast & easy and voicemail numbers are activated immediately. Voicemail Office also offers custom voice mail solutions and provides voicemail to email and fax to email on all voice messaging systems. Whether you are looking for a standalone local voicemail number, 1-800 number or fax number, you can order online and have your line ringing in minutes! If you still have questions, contact one of our friendly sales associates at 1-888-VOICEMAIL (864-2362).
After JPMorgan Chase said last week it was canceling voice mail for most of its employees, I sent the bank's public relations department an email.
An ophthalmologist performs multiple duties related to eye and vision care. He/she may undertake eye surgeries of varying types, suggest medications, and perform eye exams and more. The job requires the utmost concentration and focus.
You can also access your greetings via the UNI voicemail web portal. Navigate to https://voicemail.uni.edu in your web browser and sign in. Once logged in, click on Greetings.
Set up your voicemail boxChange or reset UB Voicemail PINChange your UB voicemail greetingAccess UB voicemail from any phoneManage voicemail from a browser (Web Inbox)Retrieve deleted UB voicemail messagesGet notified of new voicemail by emailForward voicemail to email (available by request)Message Distribution (available by request)Greeting Schedule (available by request)Caller Input (available by request)
Don’t be fooled by other business’ mediocrity…Excellence matters. First impressions also matter. Let your clients and investors listen in on just how exciting and professional your business really is.
If they are calling without an expectation that you always pick up (such as if you are a business coach or a one-man shop) then thanking them for calling might make the most sense.
If you were installed after the dates above or are a Kansas customer, please use these voicemail instructions.
The topic describes the global voicemail message settings, including caller options, message options, and greeting options.