27. Hey, this is [your name], but you should know that already since you called me. I’m obviously not here right now, so I won’t patronize you by telling you what to do after the tone.
But even that has its limits. “Voicemail transcription still requires customers to leave a message, and they’re just not doing that,” Boalt says.

Users often don’t invest enough time into their messages, resulting in incomplete, unprofessional, or otherwise under-whelming greetings. Sure, crafting a greeting doesn’t sound all that complicated; however, there are a number of pitfalls users can fall into—i.e. informality, terseness, sincerity, lack of direction, and more. While none of these sound too catastrophic, they are often interrelated. As such, they tend to worsen any problem. For example, humor can cause informality, worsen ambiguity, and weaken sincerity. That being said, users should strive to avoid ALL these pitfalls.
5.) Bem-vindo à caixa de correio pessoal de Dirk Schuster, empresa John Doe. Por favor, deixe uma mensagem com seu número de telefone após o sinal. Nós iremos lhe retornar o mais rápido possível. Para pedidos urgentes, por favor envie um e-mail para [email protected]. Muito obrigado pela sua ligação. Can be used on christmas holidays for example or to any other holiday. Kann aber auch für normale Ferien bzw. Urlaubszeiten genommen werden.