Humor also leaves a lot of room for misinterpretation—which subsequently weakens sincerity and authority. A caller can be very turned off by merely misinterpreting your joke. Why take this risk? Additionally, this could even cause callers to question your character. Say, for example, the president of a company’s mobile phone voicemail greeting was funny. What’s to happen if the caller didn’t like or get the joke? What if they found it offensive? Another scenario is that a caller is reaching out to you for the first time—i.e. they have no idea regarding your personality. What next? The point is, with this type of greeting, humor is bound to be more divisive so just avoid it altogether. c. Poorly Pacing Your Message and Bad Time Management: Don’t speed through your message. Speak clearly so callers know what to include in their message and when to leave the message. At the same time, don’t drag your message out. No one wants to sit through a diatribe. Just get to the point clearly.
No one wants to sit and listen to someone talking drone and monotone on a voicemail greeting. Remember to keep it upbeat and avoid sounding like a robot!

8. “Thanks for calling [your name] at [your company]. I didn’t mean to send you to voicemail but I am either on the line with another client or on the go. Leave your name, number, the reason for your call today and the best time to call you back. I’ll speak with you shortly! ” Your caller probably wanted to reach you, not your voicemail. Advise your caller that you’re simply on the line with another caller and you’ll be right with them.
Changing Voicemail Settings in 8x8 Admin Console Find the user profile for whom you want to edit voicemail settings. Click the pencil icon to the right of the user profile. Go to Voicemail settings. To set your first and last name for your voicemail greeting, follow the instructions here. Enter the email that you wish to receive voicemail alerts. Select one of the following notification settings: Disable Notification (disable email notification) Attachment only (receive an email with the audio file attached) Attachment only and delete original voicemail (this will delete the original voicemail from your extension) Notification only (required for Voicemail Transcription feature) [Optional] Click Reset access PIN to set a numeric code for accessing your voicemail via your desk phone. [Optional] Enable or disable Custom 0 dial out to allows callers to reach your voicemail can dial 0 and be redirected to any destination you specify. Click Save.