Holidays are often the busiest time of the year for any business — especially retail. Obvious, right? As obvious as that is, how confident are you, the exhausted employee or business manager, in your caller’s ability to recognize what exactly that means for you? Do you think they understand the torture of working long hours day after day and what effect that has on your mental and physical state? They might, but chances are they’re more concerned about receiving a personalized experience.
A word of warning: These greetings will not do you any favors if you're in the midst of a job hunt or work in a conservative industry. Always remember your target personas. If there's a chance they won't appreciate your sense of humor, opt for a straightforward greeting instead.

There are a couple of ways to evaluate the costs for a small business phone system. If you're adding or replacing handsets or other hardware, you'll have to determine up-front costs separate from ongoing service fees.
Sometimes it’s difficult to remember that customers don’t have the knowledge and expertise you and your colleagues have regarding your business. Again, the main idea behind a business voicemail greeting is to offer a clear, actionable message. If you’re using technical terms that make sense only to you and your colleagues, you’re going to alienate the customer rather than encourage him/her to leave a message.