Hello. You’ve reached the offices of [Business Name]. At present, our office is closed for repairs. However, you may reach us at our temporary location, at 555-555-3432. There, we will be able to pick up your call, 9 to 5, Monday through Friday. Thank you.
No one should be calling during the holidays, and yet some people do. When you’re out for the holidays, create a voicemail greeting that communicates the cheerfulness of the season while still staying professional.

Your phone system can be a powerful marketing tool for your business, and that includes your voicemail greeting. If you want to utilize this opportunity to throw in a quick humblebrag and keep callers informed of your awards and accolades, there are a few best practices, you should follow. First, keep the self-promotion brief and appropriately placed within your voicemail message. Don’t promote yourself and your products/services in the same greeting, and finally, only include current achievements in your business voicemail greeting.
Phonewire provides business telephone system sales, nationwide installation, text messaging, and technician services. One of the services they offer is voicemail transcription, ‘typed by actual human beings’. Transcriptions are sent to an email address with the audio file attached, and also include a Gender ID with the Caller ID information to tell you whether the caller is male or female. Phonewire also offers a developer API that integrates with most business phone systems and voicemail services, including OnSIP.