27. Hey, this is [your name], but you should know that already since you called me. I’m obviously not here right now, so I won’t patronize you by telling you what to do after the tone.
Put yourself in your listener’s shoes. Have you ever tried listening to someone on the phone who’s just talking so fast? Apart from not understanding what they have to say, you could also be tempted to just cut the call and drop it. Or, it becomes an inconvenience to your listeners for them to have to rewind your message frequently just to understand the message.

If all this is starting to sound like more trouble than it's worth, remember that turning your PBX into a software solution means a significant opportunity for flexibility and integration that you simply can't get any other way. After all, programmers can now treat your phone as an app. Where that's taken us is to the fast-changing UCaaS paradigm mentioned above. Here, VoIP providers, like the ones we've reviewed, provide additional software capabilities that are all implemented and managed from a single, unified console.
A word of warning: These greetings will not do you any favors if you're in the midst of a job hunt or work in a conservative industry. Always remember your target personas. If there's a chance they won't appreciate your sense of humor, opt for a straightforward greeting instead.