The insurance agent is quite polite in his approach towards his clients. He is also eager in extending his help to the client.
Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can’t come to the phone right now, so after the tone, please leave your name and number, then talk briefly about your childhood and tell me what comes to mind when you hear the following words: orange… mother… unicorn… penis. I’ll get back to you with my diagnosis as soon as possible.

If you live alone, it’s best not to advertise that fact in your outgoing message. If you do, you may leave yourself vulnerable to burglars, stalkers, and other criminals. Instead of saying, “I can’t come to the phone,” say, “No one can come to the phone.”
Mood can also play an important factor in your recording. Record the greeting in a quiet place, remember to smile, and focus on leaving a positive message that’s sure to please your customers. (Tendant provides an example script you can leverage for your voicemail greeting.) Cut through the noise by speaking clearly. From honking horns to spotty cell service, callers often have their own background noise to contend with. The last thing you want is a missed message due to a lack of clarity, so make sure your outgoing greeting is clear, concise, and recorded at a reasonable pace.