“Hey! You’ve reached us here at [XYZ company]. All our team is currently out of the office for the holidays. We’ll be back to work on [date] well-fed and therefore eager to speak with you!
One thing to remember is that it’s not all about you. Yes, you need to recognize what makes your life easier, but you need to make sure you know what makes your customers’ lives more difficult in order for you to determine what kind of actionable voicemail greeting you need them to hear. This, of course, will make your life easier too.

Do they want to sit through an IVR menu that may or may not direct them to the right person? Do they know you’re a one-man/woman team and there’s no reason to sit through a menu? Skip the menu entirely and let them leave a message as quickly as possible. There’s no reason to add any additional steps or make your customers go through leaps and hurdles to leave a simple voicemail. When you identify what your customers’ pain points are, you make it much easier to determine what you want them to do to save everyone from the unnecessary stress.
What converse would you resolve to raise when speaking with prospects? This also can be skilled, casual, or even droll.