If you want them to leave a voicemail, tell them right from the beginning, “Please leave your name, reason your calling, and the best way to contact you.” If you want them to call you back during normal business hours, tell them, “Please call back during normal business hours.” If you want them to call back prepared for a lengthy conversation, you can say something like, “Please refer to our website’s FAQ page,” and then provide the URL. Self-service should never be underestimated.
A business voicemail greeting or message should be of a high-quality sound recording that sounds very clear and free of any background noise. This can only be achieved if the recording is done in a sound studio with high-quality recording equipment. A professional voice-over artist would either have access to a professional recording studio or own a home recording setup.

No matter how hard you try to have all of your calls answered each time the phone rings, such an ideal situation may not happen all the time. There are some days in business that are busier than others, and the calls will be left on the line. Hence, you can also use your voicemail for reaching out to clients and marketing activities like cold calling.
Answer your next phone call by saying, “hello, it’s the fish market. I am a shark; how can I help you?”. It is a legit funny way to answer the phone as the other person will surely laugh. So muster up all your acting skills as you will be answering the craziest call ever. 15. Laugh like crazy- no 1 Funny way to answer the phone!