You can trick the caller with funny jokes before the actual greeting message beeps. Keep such kind of voicemails for close friends and family members. They will find it amusing soon after making the call. The machine says Hello, not Me. So respond to what the mechanical device orders you. Play the game of in and out to find me out! Listen to the voice after the beep. Yes yes yes, we are not yet in and we do not want to bore you with a long voicemail text. Leave your message after the beep. I cannot lend my ear so I have kept the machine as my assistant. Record. I love your voice! I want to hear you. Speak up to record.
You may not think it, but an auto-attendant is an important part of your business. It is typically the first point of contact with your customers, as they will call your main number with sales inquiries, troubleshooting questions, etc.

9.) Bienvenue chez John Doe. Malheureusement, il n'y a personne dans le bureau à l'heure actuelle. Laissez votre nom et numéro de téléphone après la tonalité. Nous vous rappellerons dès que possible.
If you use one, your automated phone system is the first point of contact a caller makes with your business. You want to make the best first impression. Instead of a complex series of robotic instructions, choose a friendly, warm voice offering simple phone prompts to guide the caller to the person or information they’re looking for.