4. Funny Voicemail Greetings. Hi, you’ve reached [your name] at [X company]. We are busy trying to save the world by [what your company does best]. If you want to learn more about how we do it, please leave us your name and phone number, and we will get back to you as soon as our mission is complete— which should be fairly soon.
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I’m home right now . . . I’m just screening my calls. So just start talking and if you’re someone I want to speak to I’ll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?
Thank you for calling [Company Name]. Our offices are currently closed for the day. Standard office hours are Monday to Friday, 8 AM to 8 PM Eastern Time. Did you know that you can check your account status with us 24 hours a day / 7 days a week by visiting [account login webpage]? Here you can view information about your account, as well as answers to general questions you may have. Otherwise, please call back during standard office hours, and we will be happy to assist you. To repeat this message, press the # key. Holiday Greetings
It is important to identify the person and department taking the call (just in case the caller gets transferred to the wrong department).
Editor’s Note: The article is part of the blog series Grow Your Business brought to you by the marketing team at UniTel Voice, the virtual phone system priced and designed for startups and small business owners.
Pro Tip: Smile while you’re recording your greeting and your voice will sound pleasant.
Out of town? Your callers should know. Let them know with the following vacation voicemail greetings.
The voicemail examples for business purposes shall let u know the right way to accept a message from the caller. At first, mention your name and then directly ask for the details of the caller. In short, the greeting should be precise. You can set two types of voicemail greetings for callers, viz., internal and external voicemail greeting.
“Hi, this is [name]. I’m either on another call or am away from my desk. Please leave your name, contact details, number and your reason for reaching out and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you for calling.”
-Hi, you’ve reached _____________. Please leave a message after my kid stops (awkward moment of silence) owwwwwwwwwww that hurt!… continuing… after my kid stops hitting me in the back with his hockey stick! BEEP
For example, you might include messages about changes to your operating hours or event cancellations, direct your callers to an online resource for more information, or provide additional instructions on temporary protocols during the outbreak. Reassure them about the precautions you’re taking to ensure their safety and provide specific information when possible, such as when you plan to resume normal operations.
Finally get an answering machine. Now how does this thing work? Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on. I wonder why it’s not working right. Hmmmm, I wonder what this button does……
Hello you are talking to a machine; I am capable of receiving messages. My owner (your name here) does not need siding windows or a hot tub, and her carpets are clean. She gives to charity through the office and she doesn’t need her picture taken if your still with me please leave a message and she will get back with you.
4.) Herzlich willkommen bei der Mustermann GmbH. Persönlich erreichen Sie uns während unserer Bürozeiten Montag bis Donnerstag von 09 bis 12 und 14 bis 16 Uhr, sowie Freitag von 09 bis 12 Uhr. Gerne können Sie uns Ihr Anliegen per Mail an [email protected] mitteilen und wir werden uns umgehend bei Ihnen melden - Vielen Dank.
Website: https://www.americanvoicemail.com/articles/10-must-haves-of-professional-voicemail-for-real-estate/
I have no idea if I’ve dialed the right number or if I’m about to leave a message for Kim Jong-il (why wouldn’t Kim Jong-il have a cellphone with a Lancaster County, PA area code?). If I’m killed tonight by snipers from North Korea, this is all your fault.