A word of warning: These greetings will not do you any favors if you’re in the midst of a job hunt or work in a conservative industry. Always remember your target personas. If there’s a chance they won’t appreciate your sense of humor, opt for a straightforward greeting instead. “This is Bond. James Bond. Okay, it’s really [your last name]. [Your first name] [your last name]. I’ll get back to you as soon as I’m done helping M16 save the world — which will probably be tomorrow at the latest. Have a good day.” “Hmm. Gryffindor … No, Ravenclaw. Yes, you definitely belong in Ravenclaw. *Pause.* Okay, you haven’t reached the Sorting Hat — it’s the voicemail of [your name]. Please leave your name and number (and just for fun, the Harry Potter house you think you belong in) and I’ll return your call as soon as possible.” “Hello! You’ve gotten the voicemail of [your name]. Leave your name, contact info, and the answer to the eternal question ‘Which came first, the chicken or the egg?’ Anyone who gets it right will receive a call back.”
Hello… my name is (your name)’s refrigerator. He/she isn’t home right now to take your call. To leave him/her a message, speak very slowly so I can stick the message with the help of these refrigerator magnets.
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The following templates and text ideas can be used for almost any kind of voicemail greeting. You can switch the language of the text blocks by pressing the tab button.
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Your phone system can be a powerful marketing tool for your business, and that includes your voicemail greeting. If you want to utilize this opportunity to throw in a quick humblebrag and keep callers informed of your awards and accolades, there are a few best practices, you should follow. First, keep the self-promotion brief and appropriately placed within your voicemail message. Don’t promote yourself and your products/services in the same greeting, and finally, only include current achievements in your business voicemail greeting.
Hello, you have reached Dr. X. Right now, I am with a patient, so I’m unable to respond to your call immediately. If you need help with a prescription, call number Y. If you need to book/modify an appointment, call number z. Please, leave your name, and phone number and reasons for calling.
It was funny the first time it got you, and then it was not funny the next 8,306 times.
Don’t rush. It’s important to speak slowly and clearly when leaving your next voicemail greeting. Have you ever called someone and the message sounds like one big word? Don’t be that guy. Pronounce your words and take pauses between your sentences
2. Interactive Voice Response (IVR) Greeting. The greeting callers hear when they enter your IVR. Sample Scripts: “For English press 1. Para Español presione el número 2.”
3. How Long Should My Business Voicemail Be? If you drone on and on, there is a good chance that some of your callers are going to hang up before leaving their message.
Hello. You have reached the [Insert department name here] department at UNI. The office is closed from Thursday, Dec. 24, 2020 through Sunday, Jan. 3, 2021. For information on our services, please visit our website at [Insert web address here]. If you require assistance prior to Jan. 4, please leave a message. This voice mail will be checked daily on Dec. 28, 29, 30 and 31. Return calls will be made as soon as possible. Our office will re-open on Monday, Jan. 4. Budget Business Operations Confidential Reporting Environmental Health & Safety Facilities Management Financial Accounting & Reporting Human Resource Services Public Safety Senior Vice President's Office UNI Bookstore University Sustainability Cedar Falls, Iowa (319) 273-2311 Maps & Directions Visiting UNI Contact UNI Safety Diversity Matters Sustainability Accessibility Free Speech@UNI Consumer Information Equal Opportunity/Non-Discrimination Statement Privacy Policy Maintained by Human Resource Services Copyright ©2021
Hello, and thank you for calling Company Name. In an effort to reduce the spread of the coronavirus, all staff are temporarily working from home. Email will be the fastest way to reach us. You can find our email addresses on our website at website dot com, or send an email to O F F I C E at website dot com and we will return your message as soon as possible. Thanks again for your continued business.
Before you record your professional voicemail message, take a quick peek through these examples for some inspiration:
Thank you for calling the office of (office or department name) at Eastern Oregon University. We are currently working remotely in response to the coronavirus outbreak, and may not be able to check missed calls regularly. Please contact us at (department email) or leave a voice message. In case of an emergency please contact Campus Security at 541-962-3911. Thank you.
This is not an answering machine–this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I’ll think about returning your call.
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