Humor also leaves a lot of room for misinterpretation—which subsequently weakens sincerity and authority. A caller can be very turned off by merely misinterpreting your joke. Why take this risk? Additionally, this could even cause callers to question your character. Say, for example, the president of a company’s mobile phone voicemail greeting was funny. What’s to happen if the caller didn’t like or get the joke? What if they found it offensive? Another scenario is that a caller is reaching out to you for the first time—i.e. they have no idea regarding your personality. What next? The point is, with this type of greeting, humor is bound to be more divisive so just avoid it altogether. c. Poorly Pacing Your Message and Bad Time Management: Don’t speed through your message. Speak clearly so callers know what to include in their message and when to leave the message. At the same time, don’t drag your message out. No one wants to sit through a diatribe. Just get to the point clearly.
Good luck! For years, my home voice mail has my partner's cell phone number on it and an explanation that he doesn't answer the home phone. It is amazing to me how few people pay attention. But the attempt is still well worth it.

Another FSBO voicemail script might include talking about your connection to the neighborhood:
I often judge organizations based on the ease of getting through the layers of electronic screenings to get my questions answered or speak to a live person.