Users often don’t invest enough time into their messages, resulting in incomplete, unprofessional, or otherwise under-whelming greetings. Sure, crafting a greeting doesn’t sound all that complicated; however, there are a number of pitfalls users can fall into—i.e. informality, terseness, sincerity, lack of direction, and more. While none of these sound too catastrophic, they are often interrelated. As such, they tend to worsen any problem. For example, humor can cause informality, worsen ambiguity, and weaken sincerity. That being said, users should strive to avoid ALL these pitfalls.
“Hi, you’ve reached three-time fantasy football champion (insert your name) at (insert your company name). Please leave your name, number, and a fun fact about yourself, and I’ll return your call as soon as possible.”

We might also say, “…when I can’t get to my phone” which suggests that it’s not possible for you to check or answer your phone.
5.) Bienvenue dans la messagerie personnelle de Dirk Schuster, société de John Doe. Laissez un message avec votre numéro de téléphone après la tonalité. Nous vous rappellerons dès que possible. Pour des demandes urgentes, envoyez un email sur [email protected]. Merci beaucoup pour votre appel.