Consider the following as you evaluate your voicemail efforts: Role-play your voicemail scripts so you sound like you’re making your 20th call, not your 1st. Ask your friends and colleagues for honest feedback on your voicemail scripts. Continually review what’s working and what isn’t -- there’s always room for improvement.
Thank you for calling {insert company name}. Please choose from the following options: If you’d like to speak with the operator, press 0. For customer service, press 1. For the sales department, press 2. For accounts payable, press 3. To listen to our staff directory, press 4. To leave us a voicemail message, press 5. Press 6 if you’d like us to repeat this menu. 4. When they call outside of business hours.

Funny Voicemail Greetings. Composing these types of greetings are fun, but they aren’t applicable for some situations. You may make a funny voicemail greeting for your own personal voicemail box. However, it’s not appropriate for professional or business phones. Here are some humorous examples for you: You have reached [mention your name].
According to the examples, this voicemail greeting is primarily used to interact with individuals who do not know who Mike Avery is or what he does. The second example displays a higher level of professionalism by clearly identifying who Mike Avery is, and what his relationship to the caller is.