A word of warning: These greetings will not do you any favors if you’re in the midst of a job hunt or work in a conservative industry. Always remember your target personas. If there’s a chance they won’t appreciate your sense of humor, opt for a straightforward greeting instead. “This is Bond. James Bond. Okay, it’s really [your last name]. [Your first name] [your last name]. I’ll get back to you as soon as I’m done helping M16 save the world — which will probably be tomorrow at the latest. Have a good day.” “Hmm. Gryffindor … No, Ravenclaw. Yes, you definitely belong in Ravenclaw. *Pause.* Okay, you haven’t reached the Sorting Hat — it’s the voicemail of [your name]. Please leave your name and number (and just for fun, the Harry Potter house you think you belong in) and I’ll return your call as soon as possible.” “Hello! You’ve gotten the voicemail of [your name]. Leave your name, contact info, and the answer to the eternal question ‘Which came first, the chicken or the egg?’ Anyone who gets it right will receive a call back.”
9.) Herzlich Willkommen bei der Mustermann GmbH. Leider ist unser Büro zur Zeit nicht besetzt. Bitte hinterlassen Sie uns nach dem Signalton Ihren Namen und Ihre Telefonnummer. Wir rufen Sie gerne zurück.
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Your message should be 20 seconds at most. Remember, your clients or co-workers may listen to this dozens of times.
2.) Вы подключены к почтовому ящику г-на Васи Пупкина. Пожалуйста, оставьте сообщение, чтобы Г-Н Пупкин мог перезвонить вам как можно скорее. Большое спасибо за ваш звонок.
3.) Bem-vindo ao John Doe AG. Nossos escritórios em Berlim estão fechados no momento devido à um feriado. Você pode nos contatar, nos dias úteis, de segunda a sexta-feira das 9h ao meio-dia e das 13:00-18:00 horas. Para informações gerais, você também pode nos enviar um e-mail em [email protected]. Muito obrigado. Te desejamos um bom dia - sua John Doe AG.
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a standard greeting as per Option 4, followed by the mailbox owner's name (as recorded by the owner), followed by the leave-message tone, and then silence.
1.) Bienvenido/a a John Doe. Lo sentimos, en estos momentos no hay nadie disponible en nuestras oficinas o está llamando fuera de nuestro horario de trabajo. Por favor, deje un mensaje o envíe un correo electrónico a [email protected]. Gracias por su llamada.
Here’s another funny one for those times you really want to lighten the business mood:
1.) Bienvenue chez John Doe. Pour acheter ou vendre des questions, appuyez sur la touche 1. Pour des questions sur le paiement, appuyez sur la touche 2. Si vous êtes un client d’entreprise, appuyez sur la touche 3, pour des questions liées à des réparations ou des garanties, appuyez sur la touche 4. Pour tout autres problèmes, appuyez sur 5. Pour réentendre ce message appuyez sur 0.
Hearing this message, the following things would have happened to your prospects: They would realize that they have reached the right person so no doubts of confusionThey would understand why the person isn’t available to take the callThere is a confirmation that the minute the person is available they will cater to the prospect which is why the prospects will actually leave their contact details
1.) Herzlich willkommen bei Mustermann. Bitte drücken Sie für Fragen zum Kauf oder Verkauf die 1. Für Fragen zu einer Zahlung drücken Sie die 2. Als Geschäftskunde die Taste 3. Für eine Frage im Zusammenhang einer Reparatur oder Garantie drücken Sie die Taste 4. Für alle anderen Anliegen drücken Sie bitte die 5. Um die Auswahl nochmals zu wiederhohlen, drücken Sie bitte die 0.
10. “Hey, this is [your name]. Thanks for reaching out. I’m busy at the moment, but if you leave your name, number, and message, I’ll return your call.
2.) Siete connessi alla mailbox del Signor John Doe. Si prega di lasciare un messaggio e il Signor Doe vi richiamerà al più presto possibile. Grazie per la vostra chiamata.
3.) La persona con la que intenta contactar sigue ocupada con otro cliente. Para evitar largas esperas le invitamos a que nos facilite sus datos de contacto y su petición. Le contactaremos lo antes posible durante nuestro horario de oficina. ¡Muchas gracias!
30. Hello, you’ve reached [your name]. I’m currently out of the office and will return on [X date]. If your call requires urgent attention, please call [Name] at [phone number] and they’ll be happy to assist you. If not, leave a message and I’ll return your call when I get back.
As mentioned above, alerting callers that they won’t be getting an immediate call back is of upmost importance for an entity’s reputation and a caller’s satisfaction.